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We offer 3 kinds of service:

GOOD CHEAP & FAST*

*you can pick any two

CHEAP GOOD work cannot be FAST, CHEAP FAST work cannot be GOOD, FAST GOOD work cannot be CHEAP.


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Our Services


Spacecraft Repair

Did your navigation system shut down in the middle of that asteroid field? We can repair any dings and scrapes to your spacecraft!

Problem Solving

Need to know how magnets work? Our problem solving solutions team can help you identify problems and conduct exploratory research.

Blacksmithing

Planning a time travel trip to the middle ages? Preserve the space time continuum by blending in with period accurate armor and weapons.

Pencil Sharpening

We've been voted the best pencil sharpening service for 10 consecutive years. If you have a pencil that feels dull, we'll get it sharp!

We do care about your needs

What we do


  • WEB DESIGN
  • HTML5
  • CSS3
  • JQUERY
  • RESPONSIVE
  • CMS
  • JOOMLA
  • WORDPRESS
  • SEO
  • & MORE

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